Dear Liv,

Happy birthday!!

I heard everyone was writing you letters and be so serious you KNOW I wasn't missing out on that, so here we are.

Many, many people have probably already told you everything that this animation is currently typing out (this was kind of annoying to figure out, by the way, so you better fuckin enjoy it) but here it is in digital format - you are an incredible human being and an amazing friend. I am so grateful that we are on the same planet, in the same city, and in the same bizarro simulation that we have the pleasure of fever dreaming our way through, because part of me (and let's be real, you) would probably go insane if that were not the case.

We've yapped, kiki'd, and eyerolled our way through good times, bad times, Thai times, Shai times, and hopefully many many more times to come. I hope you have the best day, and I can't wait to give you a big ol hug (as painful as that will be for you) next time I see ya.